Say hello to Michula, the world class pole dancing instructor. She is smart, totally crude, extremely loud and absolutely awesome. My favorite part of the class is when she told me to “point your fucking toes!” and another time when she told another girl to not wrap her fingers around the pole a certain way because “you’re not holding a dick.”
I have nothing but respect for the women who can dancing up, down and around a pole and make it look sexy because that ish is HARD. My arms are like jelly right now and I have become painstakingly aware of how inflexible I am. But a workout where you can feel sexy while doing it? Genius.
She told my I was ready to bump up to the regular classes. I guess normally people have to take two or more classes before they are ready but she said I was good to go. That made me proud but then I was like, wait, why am I so good at this?? LOL.
And now I leave you with this quote:
“Men lost the war when women started pole dancing for exercise.”
